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The Fully Autonomous Company

The Ride We Didn’t Inspect

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David Forman
Jul 06, 2026
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“Freedom can be declared. Agency must be practiced.”

— yawn.ai/agency-declaration

Author’s note on evidence, care, and language

This essay uses the word conspiracy in a specific way: not as proof of a hidden group, and not as a claim that a theme park, a ride operator, or any named person did something to me. The conspiracy worth naming here is subtler, st…

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